Chapter 4
BURNING BRIDGES
I finished my cigarette and stubbed
it out. I sighed and took out my bronze
Zippo.
“Well time for me to be moving
on.” I said looking up at the
ceiling. They were watching, they were
always watching, always listening, cameras and microphones in my ceiling. I dont like reality TV, I dont watch reality
TV (except for project runway, huge fan
of that one. Does that make me a bad
person?) Yet here I am the star of my very own reality show. The lets murder the whore show. Me live 24/7.
I tell ya I have killer ratings.
Dealing with assassin paparazzi is a life skill I never had any reason
to suspect that I would ever need. (I just knew I was wasting my time trying to
learn geometry)
High school year book photo, a a girl with lifeless mouse brown hair
crooked glassed, ghost white complexion which just serves to highlight each
bright red pimple. Caption, girl least
likely to become the fixated obsession of men.
Turning the lighter over in my
hands, cool smooth weight in my hands. (
I don’t want to do this. I really don’t
want to do this. )
They were silent now. For the past three months my irritating fan
club has had people howling death at me.
Every moment, night, day, sound, honking horns, screaming howling shouting,
a symphony of murder They were silent
now. All quiet, waiting, watching me
turn my lighter over in my hand.
My grandmother had once said to
me. “The trouble with you is you always
burn your bridges behind you.”
To which I replied. “Of course I do
cause when I cross a bridge I’m not going back.”
I flip the Zippo open and light
it. Some things never change.
I set the flame to the garbage bag I
had stuffed with crumpled paper and rages soaked in lighter fluid. I turn to the curtains, they give themselves
to the fire, made to burn. I turn the
gas of the stove on full. Flames and
smoke curling around me I look up to the ceiling and smile.
“Well I’m off now so you all go
ahead and call the fire department. Ohh
and one more thing, a small piece of advice.
Never start a war with some one who has a better sense of humor than
your own.” I gave a cheerful little bye
bye wave and shut the door behind me.
I walked across the street to
paradise doughnuts and bought a peach Snapple with the last two dollars in my
pocket. I sat at the white plastic table
on the sidewalk and watched the fire consume my home. Flames curled out of my open windows most
dramatically. The fire trucks arrived
almost as soon as I sat down. My
assassins must have had the fire department on speed dial. The situation well in hand I picked up my
iced tea and walked off the hem of my yellow submarine coat swinging at my
knees.
“Idle hands are the devils
work.” My grandmother had always
said. So in between fighting the stay
alive I occupied my time embroidering a long denim coat with beads using the beetles yellow submarine as
insperation., Yellow submarine, blue
meanies, glovey, I had had a lot of time on my hands.
I walked down O’Farrell St. past the
Hilton. I see a couple taking pictures
of my fire with their expensive camera.
I smile at them, they dont see me.
Walking on I pass Macy’s and that god awful toy store fao shwartz and
hear the horrible tinny music of children being tortured into happiness. ‘It’s
a small world after all, it’s a small small world.’ At the end of Market street I reach the embarcadero,
I walk along to a spot behing some very nice restaurants and find a park bench
with a wonderful view of the bay bridge.
I sit back with a tired sigh and spread my arms along the back of the
bench.
An asian man is fishing off the
pier, we smile and wave at each other. A
young street kid approaches, kid well in his twenties wearing the torn and
ragged clothes of street punk chic.
“Hey.” He says. “Can I sit down?”
It’s just a law of nature, where
ever a woman sits alone, it wont be long before men start to gather.
“Nice day.” I say.
“So whatcha doing?”
“Me?
I’m celebrating, I just torched my apartment. So I’m taking in the view of this beautiful
day and celebrating.”
“Really? Cool.”
Gutter punks just love tales of
wanton destruction.
“Wanta smoke?” He asks holding out a nicely rolled joint.
“Why thank you sir.”
We sit together on the bench smoking
enjoying the day. A couple of older
homeless men approach. We exchange
pleasantries. They too are impressed
with my act of arson. A friend of theirs
had stolen a case of very nice wine from the back of a delivery truck. Being former boy scouts they came prepared
with a bottle opener. We all passed the
bottle around. All in all a fine
celebration.
The afternoon was mnoving on. Me being a very fair skinned person with a
decided aversion to sunlight, a few hours spent out in the open I could feel my
skin crisping. It was time to be moving
on. I said goodbye to my jolly friends
and headed off.
Back up Market street a right on to
Hyde, Hyde and Larkin the heart (if there
is one) of the terderloin. The
building on the corner used to be a bank in long days gone by, then it was
converted into a police station,closed now an iron grate in front of its doors
its wide marble steps serve the homeless now.
They collect here like hermit crabs caught in a tide pool.
Not far from there I arrive at my
destination, the public library. There
is a woman standing out front wearing several layers of clothes. She is tearing at her wild hair screaming at
one of the stone lions. “It’s love
verses love ok? OK? It’s love verses
love, so shut up, just shut up!!”
Everyone going into the library gives the woman a wide berth.
I love libraries. They are my church, my sanctuary and most
people seem to feel so, at least on an unconscious level. People are seldom rude in libraries. Hushed voices the golden gleam of polished
wood, heads bowed, the gentle sound of pages being turned like fall leaves
rustling along the ground.
That being said, I hate this
library, loath it in fact.
The old library was everything a
library should be, but it was old which was sin enough for the city to want it
gone. So the city leaders decided that
they absolutely needed a new library.
One wired with all the shiny new toys of the electronic age.
Well the design board of directors
apparently went to the architects and told them “We want a building that just
screams modern artistic pretension, it’s got to be ugly as hell, impractical to
use, and expensive to keep up. We are
going to need it for political fund raisers, parties for foreign dignitaries
and high fashion photo shoots. So the
eager architects went to work. They put
it all in there, every thing the board asked for and I guess about 10 minutes
before they presented the design to the board some thoughtful person whispered
in their ears “Oh by the way it’s supposed to be a library."
The building is twice the size of
the old library and holds half as many books.
The lions out front are relics from the old library. The design board didn’t want the lions. They didn’t fit in with the complete
soullessness of the building. They are
right the lions look out of place. The
public out cry over the whole lack of books in the public library things was
such that the board allowed the lions to be put out front. Why they thought this would mollify the
public outrage over the books debacle I have no idea. Why it mostly worked I understand even less.
To get into the building you go past
the lions and up the stairs to the second floor of the building. Once inside you walk around in a semi circle
to the curving stairs which take you back down to the first floor. Looking up I feel rather like I am standing
at the bottom of a Styrofoam cup. You
walk around the bottom of the cup to another set of curving stairs that’s leads
you back up to the second floor.’
By the time I reach the place where
they have hidden the book shelves I’m dizzy and grasping at the white walls
that seem to cant away from me at odd and uncomfortable angles. And that’s when I’m stone cold sober. Now a little high a little drunk, sunburned
and every nerve stretched wire tight.
I reached the main book depository
and in my best southern bell swoon, I collapsed to the floor.
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