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Symphorophilla:  Someone who is sexually aroused by accidents or catastrophes

Adrián Skippy Purkart captured a queen ant being ravaged by a swarm of males while having her brain sucked out of her head by a spider

sensible and responsible women dont want to vote (Grover cleveland 1905)

she is psychologically challenged by all she sees, and while that might evoke ambition in a more scholastic mind, in her it forges only trenchant bewilderment and scorn.

Willy wonka dreams are dancing in my head

in my dreams the oompaloompas

are gummie bears

and when then walk they go

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A sexy fucking cunt, no joke. Bet she tastes like sweetmelon.

She has wonderful eyebrows

I bet she does, 

I bet strong men faint when they see her eyebrows

What do your tears taste like?

 he is a "nice person" who trained himself to stamp out all emotions

"I'm a nice person. Hand me that AK-47."

 

"No one lives long enough to have a future,

. "They're born with their pasts lain out before them."
" I'm not saying the past is colored in yet, I'm just saying it's there."
"--'cause by past, you mean the future . . ?"

pissy existentialism is really what makes the bastard such a cheap thrill- there's something wrong with the way we conceptualise the continuum of male sexuality

 America’s, whose prison population of 743 per 100,000 is the highest in the world, 

 americans are addicted to revenge.

 In a "for profit" system it is in the best interest of the private companies to incarceratepeople 

 Reasonable is not always rational.

“we’re embarrassed by what occurred, though we’re not sure, exactly what it is.

He may have said things that were clearly untrue—I believe he did—but he said them convincingly,

anti-Semitic mollusks getting bred in the Rhine. 

We're not here to judge you, but this is the sort of thing most people consider evil,

so you probably shouldn't actually do anything you read here. 

Opposition is one of the simplest and most recognizable forms of collaboration.

 

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tis very strange 

men should be so fond of being thought of as

wickeder than they are

as long as people are going to call you a 

lunatic anyway

why not get the benefit of it?

It frees you from convention

He was certain she had an infirmity

some rare, peculiar

mental disorder from birth

that made her do the opposite

 of what any authority figure told her

FREE HUGSS!!

This from a militant atheist 

with a gay agenda

when history happened, it happened fast.

the gods ate small children. It wasn't that these celestial highness’s gained extraordinary powers or insights from the experience--small people simply tasted good.

you know how it is with gods.  They're distant, judgmental, over-entitled and demand a constant stream of tribute.

even though they might not eat meat every day, when they do, they should eat the good stuff.

of course the power that comes from the blood of unbaptized infants is only good in months without an "r" in them

God Bless Right wing Christian families.

rural New Englanders in the 1800s were a fairly heathen lot. Only about 10 percent belonged to a church.
Read more: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/The-Great-New-England-Vampire-Panic-169791986.html#ixzz28MrWrl7f

Relativity is special

 

I chop up my own meat the old fashioned way

it's bad enough being damned, indigestion I dont need

Meeting the Almighty takes hallucinatory talent and training

Anthropomorphism knows no bounds when our monsters get distilled through the same tubes as our Savior.

Hallucination nation

People buried shoes by fireplaces, to catch the Devil if he tried to come down the chimney.
Read more: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/The-Great-New-England-Vampire-Panic-169791986.html#ixzz28MrzmK8h

we do need certain amount of irrationality to live in an irrational world

beef cattle the size of small dogs will be grazed in the average man's back yard and eating especially thick grass and producing especially tender steaks.  (science digest your life in 1985, 1955 ed)

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Symphorophilla:  Someone who is sexually aroused by accidents or catastrophes

Adrián Skippy Purkart captured a queen ant being ravaged by a swarm of males while having her brain sucked out of her head by a spider

sensible and responsible women dont want to vote (Grover cleveland 1905)

she is psychologically challenged by all she sees, and while that might evoke ambition in a more scholastic mind, in her it forges only trenchant bewilderment and scorn.

Willy wonka dreams are dancing in my head

in my dreams the oompaloompas

are gummie bears

and when then walk they go

squick

squick

squick

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German Zoo Attempts to Re-Orient Gay Vultures

　

Good faith is trading at pennies on the dollar.

And who is holding us back? Politicians. Special-interest groups. Political correctness. You name it " everybody but you." 

Among other oddities, some hikers have been spotted scaling the mountain

carrying a ball with a golden ring, strung together by a single thread.

almost directly below, the former Economic History student

is squatting in the middle of her living room carpet,

rummaging through a suitcase stuffed with lace garters, feathered face masks

and beaded nipple tassels.

Girl Scouts hiding secret sex agenda

Conspiracism is not so much a psychological ailment in and of itself

as it is a symptom of a mind in flight from reality

A grizzled man wearing a white linen smock,

who calls himself Jean,

set up a yurt in the forest a couple of years ago to prepare for the earth's demise.

While American travel agents have been offering special,

one-way deals to witness the end of the world,

a neighboring village, Saint-Paul de Fenouillet,

has produced a wine to celebrate the occasion.

"the sole aim is the pursuit of female sexual pleasure". 

the "manipulator" in 1870 " a steam-powered dildo used by doctors to relieve symptoms of "hysteria" in women "

Use what you have

Use what there is

people are not food

guns are not magic

not everything that happens is divine intervention

True, but I prefer to give him credit  unless I have reason to belive otherwise

It seems polite

There was a storm of butterflies outside the door.

If your confusion leads you in the right direction

the results can be uncommonly rewarding

Human society performs two basic functions

to care for the weak

and to control the ambitious

People tend to get defensive when the integrity of their national sport is impugned.

Academics know very little about the practicalities of white collar crime.

Unseasonably cold weather makes people cheat profilically

so do

heavy rain

and wind

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Happiness is an ilusion

and some times so is thia soup

time is an illusion

lunch time doubly so

SCIENTISTS CREAT HOLE IN TIME

the more nothing happens

the more unlikely it all seems

every now and then we find ourselves living through moments

that make no sense at all

once upon a time 

wasn't as long ago as it used to be

space-time is grimly determined 

to make me a more effective prankster

It is the role of art 

is it not?

To make monsters 

comic

THE QUEENS SQUIRREL

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Just a few months before the events in my life took such a dramatic turn I had begun a little note book of quotes and notes.  Just random things I read heard or saw that just struck me as cool or interesting or funny. I continued doing this during the events chronicled in Drinking tea with an empty cup, and continue to do so.

I found that when I read the quotes together they made a strange sort of sense, a kinda of poetry. Like Burma Shave signs along my stream of consciousness,  the whispers from the voices in my head,


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we create our "selves" through narrative. In other words, we are our narratives.

　

little lives dwelling on the edge

of the dark, that's all.

I see

because our norms are such that being sexually aroused by giving or receiving a pat-down at airport security is considered either criminal, perverted, or both.

　

　

any manifestation of love, friendship, loyalty or altruism was potentially labelled as a form of addictive behavior  Altruistic behavior " which hardly seems a bad thing " is actually diagnosed as compulsive helping.

　

ordinary people have been silenced

　

“This is college, everyone cheats. Everyone cheats in life in general,”

Guess what? Eating cheese isn't just a mind blowing sensual pleasure, it's also a patriotic duty. God bless America!

　not much in the way of sex, but there is a clairvoyant and a clown, plus quite  a bit of cheese

I’ve tasted American cheese. I’m surprised that any of it gets eaten.

Great is the power of steady misrepresentation” growled Darwin

as soon as humans attempt “any depth or generality of thought, they go mad almost infallibly.

no blame attaches to you if you are doing what everyone else is

　

What after all is suffering for if not to be enjoyed?

"By the time they're five or six, they're not interested in being princesses," said Dafna Lemish,

most soldiers in most wars until recently have avoided aiming at the enemy and firing.

The truth is only good when it helps you win. If you lose by telling the truth then maybe you should tell the truth at another time.

The Market is good; the Market giveth; the Market taketh away; blessed be the name of the Market.

　

It's what deficits represent that matters most -- a hand out to people who are worthy of nothing but hatred and contempt, who have bespoiled "our" fragile community.

　

the most boring day ever--april 11 1954