Thursday, October 4, 2012

randomosity 2

German Zoo Attempts to Re-Orient Gay Vultures
Good faith is trading at pennies on the dollar.

And who is holding us back? Politicians. Special-interest groups. Political correctness. You name it " everybody but you." 
Among other oddities, some hikers have been spotted scaling the mountain
carrying a ball with a golden ring, strung together by a single thread.

almost directly below, the former Economic History student
is squatting in the middle of her living room carpet,
rummaging through a suitcase stuffed with lace garters, feathered face masks
and beaded nipple tassels.

Girl Scouts hiding secret sex agenda

Conspiracism is not so much a psychological ailment in and of itself
as it is a symptom of a mind in flight from reality

A grizzled man wearing a white linen smock,
who calls himself Jean,
set up a yurt in the forest a couple of years ago to prepare for the earth's demise.
While American travel agents have been offering special,
one-way deals to witness the end of the world,
neighboring village, Saint-Paul de Fenouillet,
has produced a wine to celebrate the occasion.
"the sole aim is the pursuit of female sexual pleasure". 
the "manipulator" in 1870 " a steam-powered dildo used by doctors to relieve symptoms of "hysteria" in women "
Use what you have
Use what there is

people are not food

guns are not magic

not everything that happens is divine intervention
True, but I prefer to give him credit  unless I have reason to belive otherwise
It seems polite

There was a storm of butterflies outside the door.

If your confusion leads you in the right direction
the results can be uncommonly rewarding

Human society performs two basic functions
to care for the weak
and to control the ambitious
People tend to get defensive when the integrity of their national sport is impugned.
Academics know very little about the practicalities of white collar crime.
Unseasonably cold weather makes people cheat profilically
so do
heavy rain
and wind

Happiness is an ilusion
and some times so is thia soup
time is an illusion
lunch time doubly so
the more nothing happens
the more unlikely it all seems
every now and then we find ourselves living through moments
that make no sense at all
once upon a time 
wasn't as long ago as it used to be
space-time is grimly determined 
to make me a more effective prankster
It is the role of art 
is it not?
To make monsters 

1 comment:

  1. You are right, Once upon a time wasn't as long ago as you would think. Once upon a time I was young....