Randomosity 3

Randomosity 3

tis very strange 

men should be so fond of being thought of as

wickeder than they are

as long as people are going to call you a 

lunatic anyway

why not get the benefit of it?

It frees you from convention

He was certain she had an infirmity

some rare, peculiar

mental disorder from birth

that made her do the opposite

 of what any authority figure told her

FREE HUGSS!!

This from a militant atheist 

with a gay agenda

when history happened, it happened fast.

the gods ate small children. It wasn't that these celestial highness’s gained extraordinary powers or insights from the experience--small people simply tasted good.

you know how it is with gods.  They're distant, judgmental, over-entitled and demand a constant stream of tribute.

even though they might not eat meat every day, when they do, they should eat the good stuff.

of course the power that comes from the blood of unbaptized infants is only good in months without an "r" in them

God Bless Right wing Christian families.

rural New Englanders in the 1800s were a fairly heathen lot. Only about 10 percent belonged to a church.
Read more: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/The-Great-New-England-Vampire-Panic-169791986.html#ixzz28MrWrl7f

Relativity is special

 

I chop up my own meat the old fashioned way

it's bad enough being damned, indigestion I dont need

Meeting the Almighty takes hallucinatory talent and training

Anthropomorphism knows no bounds when our monsters get distilled through the same tubes as our Savior.

Hallucination nation

People buried shoes by fireplaces, to catch the Devil if he tried to come down the chimney.
Read more: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/The-Great-New-England-Vampire-Panic-169791986.html#ixzz28MrzmK8h

we do need certain amount of irrationality to live in an irrational world

beef cattle the size of small dogs will be grazed in the average man's back yard and eating especially thick grass and producing especially tender steaks.  (science digest your life in 1985, 1955 ed)

All-access deity

Symphorophilla:  Someone who is sexually aroused by accidents or catastrophes

Adrián Skippy Purkart captured a queen ant being ravaged by a swarm of males while having her brain sucked out of her head by a spider

sensible and responsible women dont want to vote (Grover cleveland 1905)

she is psychologically challenged by all she sees, and while that might evoke ambition in a more scholastic mind, in her it forges only trenchant bewilderment and scorn.

Willy wonka dreams are dancing in my head

in my dreams the oompaloompas

are gummie bears

and when then walk they go

squick

squick

squick